THE MOUNTAIN WEEKEND NEWS
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August 11, 2000 Exclusive Mountain Weekend Publication Vol. 1, No. 4
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| Mountain Weekend is being held August 11-13 this year. Bob Hodge
will join up with Brad and Gary at some point Friday. |
| Coach Brad Takes Bribe... while competing!!! |
SCANDALS ABOUND AT MOUNTAIN WEEKEND
2000 TRYOUTSCoach
Brad
barely escaped one of the biggest scandals ever to rock the Mountain
Weekend event. Caught on video tape taking money from Dr. Walter Murphy
and Arty Demers, Hodgie and Gary demanded for his immediate resignation.
Brad finally agreed to split the money with Hodgie and Gary and also
promised to provide them with free housing at Mountain Weekend. Brad also
tried to rationalize by saying that he needed the money for car repairs (
see article below) and Mt. Weekend expenses, such as his estate. |
Coach Brad awaits start of Mt. Weekend '99 |
![]() Hodgie nears top... |
Gary nears top in 2nd... |
BRAD BARELY ESCAPES RUN-IN WITH
MOOSE...
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MOUNTAIN WEEKEND NATURE SURPRISE!! Mt. Weekenders received a big treat when they saw these animals outside Brad's cabin Sunday morning! |
A quick recap of Mountain Weekend '99: The
weekend started on Friday the 13th. Upon arrival at Echo Lake on the way up, the
Mountain crew did a 1 hr. run followed by the usual splash in the lake. Hodgie
slept on the porch after cleaning up some animal remains, Gary slept on the sofa
and Brad of course in the Master bedroom. Everyone went to Polly's in the
morning, I think and then proceeded to a mountain... no one remembers which one.
Upon nearing the top, it began to pour. Gary started suffering from hypothermia
and shelter had to be found. All 3 crowded into a cooking space at an Apalachian
hut, huddling in cramped quarters with propane tanks. After an eternity, they
started back down without ever seeing a vista or an animal. After getting most
of the way down, they were stopped a by an annoying hiker, who turned out to be
a "caretaker" or something. He started going off on the hapless hikers
about their poor choice of clothing, shoes, etc. Meanwhile, "Mr. Smarty
Pants" was barely wearing more than a pair of shorts with a seashell
necklace about his neck. Gary was trying to be polite while Hodgie was getting a
bit annoyed. "Mr. Smarty Pants" best quote was - "You know,
sometimes it snows in October". Well thank you. The boys finally escaped
and came up with a large number of snappy comebacks after the fact.
The hike ended after 4.5 hrs. At some point, Brad bought a picnic table and
placed it on top of his car, perhaps trying to frighten the moose off on the
drive up Hodge Hill. The table was installed and enjoyed by all.
A strange group of people were gathered around
Brad's local lake for 2 days in a row. What they were doing, was not really
known.
As a side, Gary was joking during the hike that if
no one returned, Hodge would be most likely noticed
missing, followed by Brad and Gary. As it turned out, even as he spoke, a search
party was being organized in Rockaway, N.J. for Gary, who was reported missing.
Fortunately, the search was called off before it became too involved, after
Gary's brother Tim called one of his roommates.
On Sunday morning, the 9.5 mile loop was run from Brad's cabin - the notable
memory being that Hodge was killing everyone else on the hills.
The location of this year's hike is still a well kept secret, not yet
revealed by Brad before press time.
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1999 Mountain Weekend
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