| Year | Name | How They Earned the Distinction |
| 1998 | Currently Unreleased | By doing something inane, asinine, insane, or lame... |
| 1997 | Roger "Knightmare" Knight | Forgetting where he was... on Infirmary Road! |
| 1996 | Gary "Ancient Sage" Truce | For introducing Generation X to Bunn Hill... |
| 1995 | Gary "Ancient Sage" Truce | Stopping to pick up a toy for a child... |
| 1994 | Newt Gingrich | Meeting all of Bunn Hill's vacuous standards... |
| 1993 | ? | (Need help from Bunn Hill Archives) |
| 1992 | Sam Schecter | First Second Generation Bunn Hiller... to run/finish course. |
| 1991 | John Leeming | Had tonsils removed to avoid race... |
| 1990 | Fritz Mondale | Being on par with all other turkeys in group... |
| 1989 | ? | (Need Help from Bunn Hill archives) |
| 1988 | Roger Knight | "Vile" strategy as described by Cap'n America... |
| 1987 | Cap'n America | Worst excuse ever for not showing up... |
| 1986 | No Award | |
| 1985 | No Award | |
| 1984 | Tom Carter | First to use "Brown Road Escape Plan"... |
| 1983 | Greg Appling | Very strange explanation - about Nutrament and car problem? |
| 1982 | Greg Appling | Showed up late, ran anyway... in the rain! Absurd! |